Friday, January 1, 2010

2010

-belajar lipat baju
-kurangkan makan
-kurangkan buang masa
-jimat duit
-study hard
-handsome than last year
-find many new friends
-kurangkan datang lewat
-jangan jadi pondan

Sunday, December 20, 2009

mix

boy+boy=BJ
girl+girl=69
boy+girl=fuck
boy+girl+girl=threesome
me+megan fox=awesome
boy+girls+boy+girls+boy+girls+boys=party


rempit+shuffle=shit
punks+skinheads=fight
mama+abah=me
me+freinds=yeahh
me+money=nike sb,supra,sabel coats,suzuki dirts bike,fixed bike

ritzxxx=rx7,drumsets,naza GTR,ps3,psp,loser,nerd,rempit,skaters,musician,bad luck.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

no one is listening until you make a mistake

t's true.
no one will ever notice u.
or pay attention to u.
until u particularly make a mistake.

so make one.
how to make one?
masukkan perkataan 'mistake' dlm kuali.
pastu masukkan secubit garam.
satu sudu kecil gula.
pastu lastly, jolokkan cili padi dlm bontot kau!
hahaha.

alright. serious here.
my advice.
dont make any mistake.
u're gonna regret it sooner or later.
just be youuu.
noone can stop u frm being urself right?
so just f*cking be urself.
tk payah nk copy style org.


but ppl, org yg copy ur style means he or she admires ur style.
so chill, n appreciate it.
by saying 'thnx for admiring me'.
hahahaha.
mesti org tu gabra.
hahahahahaha.


do it do it.
duit duit duit duit.
hahaha.
i dare u to. :P


enough said.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

hey! my name is ahmad tuah

i like milk. . but many people do not know.
I love to skate but dont have enough skills to show off
I love history but many people do not know.
I like motorcycle but many people don't know.
I love girls but no girls attracts to me
I like new goods but always get the old goods.
people think im rich but I'm not rich
I do not know my friend always contracted me or not.
I want to be rich but im so lazy
I like Siti Nurhaliza since last 6 month
I love music but i'm not talented
love to chill up with my friends but often there is no money.
I do not know what people think about me.
im a good boy but teacher always blame me for that thing that i not do
my teacher car mirror is broke, but its not my faults
many people thinks im bad but i'm not.
I think many people want to make friends with me but they fear.
buy many slippers but all lost
I love cats but I hate cats sounds
Rempit is not healthy,that I know.
I love my friends but sometimes they are i hate the most
I don't know my favorite food
smoke but I don't show to my friends
smoke but don't use my money
quit smoke so many times but i can't
I lost money so many times but I don't know
I like to make freinds with Indians, but many people do not like indians. .
i don't know why they hate indians,because they're blacks? because they're dirty? i don't know also
im so bored,so i write this.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

FUCKING COMMUNITY

i see now many ppl on the bukit bintang streets are super DUMB.
menari-nari depan maybank, gaduh, korang ingat korang handsome/lawa?
dok tayang baju.
tiap2 tahun aku tngok ade je budak2 pelik lepak bukit bintang.
PAKAI BAJU V SHAPE korang ingat bagus sangat ke pakai baju tuh.
dah la macam mat rempit.

lepaas tuh dok lepak shissa sebelah kitaro pastu pakai cermin mata besar pastu pakai baju kotak2 warna warna. mmg sah kalau aku nampak korang aku cop korang mat rempit.

pastu ade pulak community2 dok lepak dekat BB buat gathering.
pakai baju sama.

aku tngok dah bape banyak komunity dekat bb tuh.
macm budak gambler konon gangtser lepak bb samun orang samun bangla.
ramai2 sume xde otak ingat handsome depan awek tunjuk kuat.
meh datang dekat aku tngok.

pastu ade pulak community budak2 handsome dah berape banyak ntah dah macam keling.
lepak BB je shisha.
x shisha.
tayang baju baru.

pastu ade pulak community budak bawak camera sana sini.
kene samun dengan aku baru padan muka.
dok tayang kamera.
tapi snap gambar pakai AUTO jugak.

lepas tuh ade satu lg baju budak2 suke pakai.
iaitu PRINTED TEE yg ade tulis saye sayang mak awak. dan macam2 lg tulisan yg mcam bodo .
korang x malu ke pakai baju camtu.
dah la mcam rempit.
pastu dok tayang bila jalan dekat mana orang baca.

dah la x handsome bajet gangster. bajet 3 line,rambut kaler cam tumpah kari
pastu jeling sikit dah nak gaduh.

BODOH PUNYA REMPIT!!

Friday, September 18, 2009

kelahiran bayi yang di tunggu-tunggu


harap maaf kerja2 menulis akan disambung kemudian

Friday, September 11, 2009

aku diriku superhero yang handsome terasa hati makan hati padan muka

saje nak tulis.
sbb aku rasa diri aku handsome.
aku rasa aku seorang manusia yang berbakat.
sebab aku spesial.
sbb aku handsome pandai. menipu pandai merapu. pandai buat lawak.
muka aku dah la macam sam bunkface.
badan aku tinggi tought.
ade sixpack.
aku suka korek pusat kalau korang nak tahu.
suka menunjuk2 kelebihan aku.
sperti handsome dan bergaya.
cita2 aku mase darjah 6-Komunis
cita2 form 2-jadi budak jahat disokolah.
cita2 form 3-jadi budak handsome.
cita2 form 4-nak jadi kaya.

aku x boleh bagitahu lagi. sbb aku ialah superhero.